Hey, guess what? YES, I finally got on the stick and added some real-life YELLOW!
(¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Yippieeee! <-.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯)
Now we're talking!!


Wowzers!
Just feast your eyes on those bright yellow babies! Oh, NO! I forgot that the valve covers will cover up all of that gleaming yellow.. I better buy some CLEAR ones, otherwise all of that high performance yellow won't do a single thing for horsepower! GOD, I need to remember details like that..

Krylon yellow, HERE WE COME!

Click the picture to hear it idle!
Heeeyyyy! Now we're talking! Maaannn, can you believe what a little "yellow" did?
Talk about "killing two birds with one stone"! Yepper, Believe it or not, but only ONE can of hi-po rice-racer yellow paint did ALL of this, transforming this bland engine into a rolling showcase of "the fine art of yellow"! Hummm.. I wonder how much faster she'll be with some yellow air cleaners? (shaking paint can) AWE DAMN! I'm out of paint.. WHAT A DRAG!

Lookie here!

I done snatched them air cleaners off and I'll be right back after I go get some more paint down at PEP BOYS! I can't WAIT! Ooooohh, boy, OH BOY, yellow air cleaners! This thing'll be fast as hell after I paint those suckers, huh? I CAN'T WAIT!

Dammit! There was a speed-shop on the way there....

And I spent all of my good paint money on these useless things! When will I ever learn? ( hanging his head ) All my life I have dreamed of becoming a true "ricer jet-eye", but I have failed in so many ways..

Yea, I just put the air-cleaners right back on the motor... geeze!


The addiction to REAL speed secrets has made me "stray from the ricer path"...Some how, I need to remember that performance means NOTHING and "looks" are "where it's at"!
MAN, I'm such a slacker.. OK, go ahead click the "onward do-dad" to see this wild dream that I had last night! It was SCARY! I dreamed about massive WINGS in the parking lot! I'm actually starting to BELIEVE this stuff!

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